Chères soeurs,
I am hopelessly remiss in not having written something of a "how to" for first day engagements - does one not so often feel like a lamb led to the slaughter? - especially with my realm of experience in (all) fields scholarly, cultural and strictly, work-related.
It is vital to strike "attitudes", posturing a strong belief in ones self marks one way above the fray, or at least, is fresh fodder for awkward first day conversation. More precisely, if of a generally uncritical nature, emphasize a (much too) latent contempt for ones new environment. Otherwise, moderate scorn, unless (as is my general experience) greeted by a frustrating level of inadequacy in those around you.
Always have a cigarette on hand; preferably (for non-smokers and smokers alike) take a quick, harassed drag and immediately put it out, feigning impatience and irritation with upcoming tasks.
Arrive "en retard", but purposefully, (and if one can manage) slightly vacantly.
Clothes are an altogether personal, yet, seriously important consideration - by what other means is one judged ? This is to say dress conservatively, certainly avoid accentuating genetic mishaps.
I, by all means, don't mean to sound like a scold, but if one goes wrong early on, one is so often sunk beyond redemption, leading one to inevitable frustration, punctuated by an (oft-noble, if slightly overwrought) resignation.
Fondly,
Saint-Denis
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